The Car Hub

Next year will probably see the beginning of the removal of the "yellow box" speed cameras in the UK.
Whoa, hold your horse-power back, they are about to be replaced by a new French made super camera which is a see-all catch-all machine.
These new supertrap cameras will be trialled in France, then if approved, will arrive over here.
At present we are all able to spot the yellow box cameras on a pole but these new models appear more like round steel posts.

The local council could not afford a speed camera, so they put up a sign saying: Slow down Old People's Home. - It had no effect.

At the next meeting the decided to play on the paternal instincts and put up a sign:
Danger - Children at Play. The result was no discernable reduction in traffic speed.

Then the chairman had a brain-wave and suggested they try a sign with:
Nudist Colony. - As a result of the Nudist Colony notice, white vans and lorries crawl thought the village.

Thought I'd try this as an opener. Good Luck.

Mica